10 easy steps to ruin a perfectly good night at Dickie O'Neal's Irish Pub in Palm Springs.

Just follow these 10 easy steps and we guarantee that you'll ruin a fun night drinking at Dickie O'Neal's Irish Pub.  (Scroll down to see the damage).

Step 1:  Make sure to leave the pub "smashed" and try to drive home.

Step 2:  Get in your car and back up into our brick wall in the parking lot.

Step 3:  Realize that you just did property damage and try to flee the scene.

Step 4:  Make sure you are "gunning" the gas so that you'll bury your tires deeper into the dirt and rock parking lot.

Step 5:  Be so "hammered" that you fall asleep in your car.  Whatever you do, don't remember to throw away the other beer cans laying in your back seat.

Step 6:  Be discovered the next morning by Dickie's owner, sleeping in your car.

Step 7: Get out of your car and flee the scene on foot.  You're still drunk, so you'll probably stagger away successfully...or maybe not.

Step 8:  Stagger and hide a block away in the bushes when you find out that the police were called. Make sure you are hollering undecipherable cries as you flee the scene.

Step 9:  Be found in those bushes by a police officer and immediately be taken to jail.  Maybe you'll get lucky and get to sit next to the police dog.

Step 10:  Make sure you brush your hair for that attractive "mug" shot.

Friends...we will be more than happy to call you a cab or any type of transportation to get you home safely.  Better yet...sleep it off. 

Dickie O'Neal's Irish Pub has secured killer rates at the Shilo Inn and Suites, just one block from the pub.  For only $69 on weekdays and $79 on weekends (year round), let us call in a reservation for you...we'll make sure you get there, even if we have to walk you there ourselves.

We care because we want you to come back!